Madame Xing is Jessica's fortune teller. She appeared in the episode We Done Son. She advised the Jessica and Honey about the investment property. During her call, it is revealed that heart disease runs in Honey's family. She also foresaw the mold growing in the attic of the property. Xing even advised not to bet on the Dolphins winning, "not with that secondary"!
Xing charges her clients $500 per month, for only very few forecasting statements. Honey immediately believed she overprices, although Jessica claims it's still worth it due to her strong religious and supernatural beliefs.